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Clueless.

TERRY ETTER says:

Why are people surprised to learn that their sweatpants, their sweatshirt and their sweatsocks were made in a sweatshop? If only there was some clue!


Bea and Kim. Benaderet and Jong Un?

JERRY W says:

A painting featuring a topless Bea Arthur sold at auction for $1.9 million dollars. At the same auction a painting of a bottomless Kim Kardashian sold for $3 million, it went for the higher amount because it took two canvasses to fit everything in.


Mars One project, eh?

TC in BC says:

The Mars One project, is planning to send willing pioneers on a one way trip to Mars, with no chance of returning to Earth. So far approx 80,000 applicants have signed up worldwide. At least 35 have come from Canada. It has just been verified that they are all players and/or coaches of the Vancouver Canucks.